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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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