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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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