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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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