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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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