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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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