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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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