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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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