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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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