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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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