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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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