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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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