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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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