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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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