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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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