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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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