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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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