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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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