Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.