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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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