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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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