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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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