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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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