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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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