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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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