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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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