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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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