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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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