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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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