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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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