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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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