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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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