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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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