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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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