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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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