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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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