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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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