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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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