Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.