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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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