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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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