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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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