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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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