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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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