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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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