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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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