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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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