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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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