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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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