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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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