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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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