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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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