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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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