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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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