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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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