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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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