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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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