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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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