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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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